10 reasons why Fergus is a pretentious yuppie even though he refuses to admit it

I started this post last October but never finished it because it lacked a final, irrefutable piece of proof. Lo, #10 has come up (literally, since he drove it up from Muar) and filled the empty space.

1. He owns a Mac
2. He used to drive a two-door sports car
3. He drinks coffee cos it looks cool
4. He uses a Moleskin dairy
5. He buys books according to the hipness of their covers6. He had a bachelor pad in Tropicana for three years
7. He attends SIB
8. He lived overseas for four and-a-half years
9. He owns a tailored suit with his name embroidered on the inside10. He now drives a BMW