Spiny Masseurs

Hedge: "Bonsoir—can I eentereste you in a sweess massage?" [dainty paws start workin']
Kitteh: [thinking] what the—are these guys acupunturists!?

Kitteh: [thinking] wayle, OK—maybe I'll try a few minutos
Hedges: Try the lavender oil—all our clients love eet [More dainty paw massages]

Kitteh: Um, this is better than buttermilk, People
Hedges: Yais—I am sensing and snorting an essence of satisfactshons here... [continues with dainty paws]

Plagarised from C.O. Yes, my posts are getting very superficial. No eentrospekshaun whatsoever. Blegh.